Wish granted but then you lost your hands in a weedhacker accident. (Tbh i dont even know what language arts is, however im guessing it has something to do with essays.)

I wish, i had something good to wish about.

Wish granted, but then you forget it.

I wish I could make up my mind D:

Wish granted then you forget whatever you made up.

I wish South Park's episodes came out more quickly.

Wish granted, but they come out too quickly for you to watch them all.

I wish there weren't sugar ants crawling on my keyboard, every time I open (fucking crumbs).

Too quick to watch them all? south park studios bitch, that is where I watch them :D

Wish granted the sugar ants evolve into sugar spiders and eat you alive

I wish I had an A in all my classes

Wish granted, but you study so much that your brain explodes.

I wish Christmas was here again. ):

Wish granted you die though

I wish one direction died

Wish granted, but it's called the Corrupt wish fountain, and it'd be very bad for them to live, so they do indeed die and stay dead. Yay!

I wish Justin Bieber wasn't dead (That way, the corruptness will kill him >:D).

Wish granted, he comes to your house for wishing he doesn't die and his voice kills you.

I wish for BF3

Wish granted, but you rage quit from being so bad.

I wish I had a console.