Wish granted, but it explodes, because it was a plug in bomb.

I wanna be a pie!

Wish granted, you are eating slowly by a group of muscular, oiled up men.

I wish I could find what I need.

Wish granted, you needed a timebomb and it explodes.

I wish for a CS:GO key.

Haha, I already have one it. It kinda sucks right now...

Anyways, Wish granted, but your computer can't handle it and explodes.

I wish I had an EXTRA CS:GO Beta key ;D

Wish granted, but its lost in a house fire. with the rest of your house.

I wish I could forget things better

Wish granted, but you forget everything except Fine Dining and how to breathe, then change your name to Beef Wellington.

I wish I could remember stuff better.

Wish granted you will remember evrything until the day you die. You see your grandma having sex.

I wish my essay was finished.

Wish granted, but it's horrible and you fail.

I wish Cheetah Hunt didn't have an 90 minute wait today at Busch Gardens. ): (Doesn't matter though, we got annual passes).

When I went it was a 3 hour wait. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Wish granted it became a 200 Minute wait

I wish I wasn't failing Global Studies.

Really? It was closed half the day so I thought that people would crowd it since it was closed earlier and that 90 was abnormal. Why do people crowd it anyways? Montu and Kumba are better. :S

Wish granted, you decide to drop out so you won't fail anymore.

I wish I had an A in Language Arts, rather than a D.