Wish granted, but then you got into an accident, and are no longer capable of any sort of proper grammar or spelling.

I wish I didn't have to work 2 full time jobs ad had some free time in a week to do homework

Wish granted, but you don't do your jobs too well and get fired

I wish Spring Break would be here already! (1 day left)!

Wish granted but you get hit by a car and are ina coma for the entirety of your spring break.

I wish Facebook wasnt Retarded 75% of the time.

Wish granted, it's now retarded 95% of the time.

I wish people weren't so butthurt all the time...

Wish granted, but now it seems your but hurt.

I wish facebook did fuck up that 95% of the time.

Wish granted, but you're very unlucky and the high percentage makes it impossible for you to get on because of your bad luck.

I wish for a pony!

Wish granted, it kicks you in the face.

I wish I could find this album T_T

Wish granted, but you listen to it and it's a Justin Bieber album.

I wish for some M&M's.

Wish granted, but you your allergic to chocolate and die

I wish for less shady ass mother fuckers in the world.

Wish granted, you disappear ;D

I wish this plugin would work right T_T