Wish granted, but all the gingers are mad that I became a non-ginger so they come and eat your soul.

I wish I had infinite moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyz!

Wish granted, you get an infinite "moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyz", however it is a waste of space since people only accept money.

I wish for a pillow.

Wish granted, it was found in a sewer. GG poop head.

I wish my apps would work correctly >.<

Wish granted, but the apps are so amazing that your iPod or iPhone or w/e explodes.

I wish I had an iPhone 4S.

Wish granted, but it got stolen.

I wish this sunburn would turn into a tan

Wish granted, but you were so sunburnt that you now look like an orange.

I wish my friends were smart and didn't rely on me to do everything.

Wish granted. You're left in the dust (academically) and are considered a mental case for the rest of your life.

I wish I could think of more songs to re-download...

Wish granted, but you use all of your HDD space.

I wish I had Battlefield 3.

Wish granted, it was for the PC, so when you played it on your computer, it exploded and you died.

I wish I had more GB left on my laptop :p

Wish granted, but you have so much that you randomly explode and die.

I wish all One Direction fans were dead.