(that would be too epic for mankind)

WISH GRANTED, but you missed an exam, and was not allowed to make it up. So therefore, you Failed the class and have to retake it next year and next year you are labeled as a dumbass.

I wish for a Gatorade X-Factor Orange+Tropical Fruit Performance Series 2.

Wish granted, you spill it

I wish I could think of something to wish for...

You think of something but you forget it again

I wish I could jump 6 feet high.

Wish granted. You are labeled as black and lynched.

I wish I had a single program that made me the best troll in the world.

Wish granted, but your computer won't run it.

I wish I wasn't sick

Wish granted but you got run over by a steamroller.

I wish that the servers would actually be populated when im on.

Wish granted, but at the time you get one everyone are trolls and don't obey rules, so therefore they all get blind.

I wish for a sticker.

Wish granted. It gets stuck on your face and you can't get it off.

I wish my parents would get out of my personal life.

Wish granted, they die and you get sent to a foster house.

My wish: I wanna be a pie!

You're supposed to try to ruin my wish, not make it come true... (jokes)

Wish granted, You get eaten by a super model... Wait a minute. A fat guy.

I wish she knew...