Wish granted, but then you took an arrow in the knee.

I wish for a bigger TV.

Wish granted. 80 inches. But, it's too big for your wall and it also has a 79 inch crack down the middle.

I wish I could have what I want the most (AND KEEP IT FAGGOTS, WITHOUT IT DYING, AND WITHOUT SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION)

You got it, but if you touch it, you die.

I wish I tuition rates weren't so high

You bastard.

Anywayas, Wish granted, but now the standards are much higher since anyone can pay for it. You lost your spot ;)

I wish I were a simple man...

Granted, but now nobody likes you.

I wish dinner was ready >.<

Wish granted, it's severely burnt.

I wish I had a better phone...

Wish granted, you drop it though and breaks

I wish for a donut

Wish granted, it's half eaten

I wish for a cool, sunny day...

Wish granted, you had to work all day so you stayed inside

*I wish for a broken iPod*

Wish granted, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it out of your hands into a bullet from FPSRussia

I wish I could NOT go to school and NOT be labeled as a failure/slacker at the same time...