Wish Granted, But winter is a 3rd iceage.


I wish I had some patron

wish granted, but u got seriously sun burnt so now you look like a boiled lobster

i wish i was as smart as you

Wish granted but your brain spontaniously combusts because I'm too damn smart.

I wish for a cookie.

Wish Granted, but the cookie had AIDS in it
you fought the aids for years but sadly it got the best of you and you died.

i wish that i could have a pizza that wont cause any harm to me, change me, hurt me, corrupt me, or make my life worse, in fact, it makes it even better.

Wish Granted, but while making your life better, it took 50 years off your life span.

I wish for a Black Berry Curve :3

WIsh granted it was broken though,

I wish for soft underwear that was not used (Lets see how much you guys can fuck this wish up lol)

Wish granted, but while you are roasting marshmallows, they catch on fire and burn your nuts off...

I wish for a non-corrupt wish fountain that grants every wish without consequence...

Wish granted, but you spontaniously combust for messing with the universe, and since you died it was reversed.

I wish Savage wouldn't reply "What's your wish you derp?"

Whats your wish derp...

Wish ... waiting. Savage must edit his post.
Savage
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Your wish relies on Savage's choice.

I wish for a PS3, that works, and has a working BF3 PS3 disk, with working controllers, and that I can plug into my TV and it will work.