So I'm ridin along the trail, cowboyily cowboyin all over the place. I turn a corner and I see a man with his horse. He has dismounted his horse and is petting something in his hands saying something like "Oh you poor little thing" I think he was holding a rabbit, I'm not sure. Then, out of nowhere, the horse that he is with fucking DONKEY KICKS HIM IN THE FACE, which ended up killing him. I concluded this experience by calming the horse and claiming her as my own. I named her Pearl. I ride her to this day.

This game is fucking amazing.