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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:50 pm 
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If you have a bad jokes you can write them here.

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He neverlands!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:52 pm 
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It goes chew chew
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:53 pm 
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One twin to the other

You are ugly.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:54 pm 
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knock knock.

who's there?

Owls.

Owls who?

That's right, Owls hoo.
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I spam the forums to raise my post count, like most people.

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Here I will list my favorite quotes as I hear them.


"See you on the Forums." - Everyone - Everywhere
"If I had a daughter, I'd let you go out with her." - Mr.Kharn - TeamSpeak
"You've changed Minion." - more than one person
"The player 'Rias' is shit" - TimeTable - Forums
"CT machine broke" - 2hobos1box - JB
Anything xnyc says
"Minion sucks at gaming" - florarodgers - Chaturbate
"She was cute until she pulled out that 9 incher" - Mr.GoldGames - Teamspeak
"Idiot!" - SemiAutoNoob - TeamSpeak
"If he (me) gets 30 years, I get 30 years. - Daddy - PoliceRP



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:03 pm 
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has four wheels and flys?
A garbage truck.

Why did the boy go to bed?
Because the bed can't come to the boy
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:10 pm 
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:15 pm 
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You just said it.
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Sucide vest actually accomplishes something when it is triggered


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