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The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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<3 peace be with y'all EgN beauties and remember Why So Serious about life? Live while you can. :)
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You know jack shit about me ;) I'm just a shadow in the back shapeshifting each and every minute..
There's only one thing that rules over me.. And that's the light of mass destruction >:)
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Eagle wrote:
You know jack shit about me ;) I'm just a shadow in the back shapeshifting each and every minute..
There's only one thing that rules over me.. And that's the light of mass destruction >:)


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Mr.GoldGames wrote:
Birthstone and I got a divorce. I’m with Roaxes now. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

You'll have to get in line behind Zelda
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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Birthstone and I got a divorce. I’m with Roaxes now. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

You whore.


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Birthstone and I got a divorce. I’m with Roaxes now. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


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