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 Post subject: Re: Black Widows...
PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:05 pm 
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UPDATE: THE INFESTATION IS DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT. I LIQUIDATED THE LIVES OF THE ONES BY THE DOOR... BUT THEY SPREAD FURTHER IN.

STILL NOT WEARING SHOES

I bought spider spray and I'm going on a rampage today. It'll be like Starship Troopers.... but ya now... with various sized death bugs.

Curiously there are a few brown ones. I see the iconic black with red bellied leggy demons, but there are these brown ones with red shit on their bellies too. I'll kill them all to be safe.

I'm goin' in


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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:12 pm 
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#SpiderLivesMatter
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:18 pm 
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CharlieKelly wrote:
#SpiderLivesMatter

Oh ho ho not today. I'm pretty sure they all yelled out speciesist slurs last time I walked into the garage.


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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 1:01 pm 
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Fornicator wrote:
Curiously there are a few brown ones. I see the iconic black with red bellied leggy demons, but there are these brown ones with red shit on their bellies too. I'll kill them all to be safe.


The brown ones are probably males, so they should be harmless. Unless they're not male widows and instead something else in which case try not to die.
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 1:02 pm 
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Caboose wrote:
Fornicator wrote:
Curiously there are a few brown ones. I see the iconic black with red bellied leggy demons, but there are these brown ones with red shit on their bellies too. I'll kill them all to be safe.


The brown ones are probably males, so they should be harmless. Unless they're not male widows and instead something else in which case try not to die.


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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:05 pm 
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I left home for a week

AND MY GARAGE GAVE BIRTH TO REGULAR SPIDER. I WENT OUTSIDE TO GET SOMETHING AND DISTURBED AN ECOSYSTEM OF FUCKS. MY LEGS ARE LIKE COTTON CANDY STICKS RIGHT NOW PLEASE SEND HELP


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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:20 pm 
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What the hell kinda living condiontions do you have where entire colonies of deathly spiders keep forming
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Peaceful protest #spiderlivesmatter
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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:59 pm 
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spiders aren't even that scary, like, just step on 'em LMAO
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"See you on the Forums." - Everyone - Everywhere
"If I had a daughter, I'd let you go out with her." - Mr.Kharn - TeamSpeak
"You've changed Minion." - more than one person
"The player 'Rias' is shit" - TimeTable - Forums
"CT machine broke" - 2hobos1box - JB
Anything xnyc says
"Minion sucks at gaming" - florarodgers - Chaturbate
"She was cute until she pulled out that 9 incher" - Mr.GoldGames - Teamspeak
"Idiot!" - SemiAutoNoob - TeamSpeak
"If he (me) gets 30 years, I get 30 years. - Daddy - PoliceRP



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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 7:01 pm 
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Yeah, no. Just set everything on fire. You'd be fine


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