Well I never wear shoes either, but then again I don't live in a place where spiders can fuck me up.

Also I advice drenching the garage in gasoline and lighting it on fire. It'll solve your spider problem ezpz.

Well I'm not a real nurse!
And I'm sure it'd be spider nurse woman fornicator... Though both sound stupid lol

Fornicator I haven't met you yet but you've already made me laugh my butt off reading this lol

Gee idk, maybe cuz there's a bunch of FUCKING BLACK WIDOWS and other fuckers who like to bite wee lil toes roaming around.

God i love Ontario, we only have to worry about bears, wolves and the cold. None of that poisonous shit.

God I remember seeing my first black widow underneath the A/C unit as a kid.
I was looking for my pokemon cards and the motherfucker was like guarding them so I just let it keep my cards ):

Dayum, let them be gone #wooz

.....you're not a real nurse?....bet you're not a real fornicator either?

Truth be told, I am a real Fornicator. :D

But the disclaimer was in my introduction thread rofl.

Hmmm...was it something along the lines of "And no, I am not a real nurse"?.....yeah I don't recall that at all...

lmao i looked that shit up on google, them bastards are ugly af

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