Fornicator wrote:
So outside in my garage, right on the inside of the door there's a few Black Widow nests.... That I'm too lazy and too chickenshit to kill.
Today I walked into the garage, bare footed and kicked the tool box they're nesting and and BOY OH BOY WAS I NOT PREPARED FOR THE SHIT STORM THAT BREWED.
IT WAS RED ALERT IN SPIDER TOWN LET ME TELL YOU. BLACK WIDOWS, MAYBE A FEW FIDDLE BACKS I DON'T KNOW BUT I WAS CHASED OUT OF THAT ROOM VERY QUICKLY.
Tomorrow I shall extinguish their nests and their lives.
Exterminus.
But spiders are cannibals! You must have some kind of new smarter spider colony taking root in the tools, they must be using the tools like the monoliths in 2001: space odyssey and evolving higher thought!
Doldol
