Will he get a bunch of little baby 8 balls in a sack, or will the sperm die because of the acidic liquid inside? He's gotta know so he can smesh

They're random and full of bullshit. If you smash it then you're probably doing yourself a favour because using it is a waste of time.

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EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist

If you're on the very outside, left hand chair, both are yours. If you're on the inside or the very outer right hand chair, take the right hand side one, as most people at right-handed.

Personally, I'm a motherfucking don, so wherever I sit, I get both.

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EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist

How's your life going atm? Setting some big goals for your future?

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How do I hard boiled an egg....I'm asking for a friend.....For research purposes....

I like this question. My life could be better, I'm still getting over a 3 year relationship that ended in unfortunate circumstances, for which I have sought the help of a counsellor who has helped me with overcoming that issue, somewhat.

Other than that, I'm just starting my third semester of my second year of a three year law degree (I'm in the UK). So I'm now studying trusts and equity, and EU law (pointless I know, because of Brexit, but the SRA have said whilst we're still in the EU, we still have to study it).

This summer I'm going travelling across Europe, from London, I depart to Paris, Beaujolaise, then on to Barcelona, Arles, Monaco, Florence, Venice, Rome, Vienna, Austrian Tyrol, through the Swiss Alps, Munich, Amsterdam and a few more places.

I intend on visiting America to help in an American summer camp in Florida, California or New York for 12 weeks. After this I'd love to travel to South Africa to volunteer and help with a conservational project involving animals, wildlife or the environment for a month.

Finally, in about a year and a half, I want to move to Australia, obtain a working holiday visa and just travel around Australia living off the land for the year. I'd then come home and set back off down below to do the same in New Zealand, depending on how much money I manage to save in Aus.

My ultimate life goal is to travel to Peru, help save wildlife and marine life there, and also visit Macchu Picchu by trekking the Inca Trail.

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EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist

I don't know how to tell you this...

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EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist

Honestly, I really don't know, I don't like egg...

c o r y . i n . t h e . h o u s e . i s . a n i m e

EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist