Woodchucks don't actually chuck wood, they chew it. But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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You wanted me to say no, so that my answer would be the same as the answer here, meaning it would be yes. But that's confusing and I knew what you were up to >:)

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If I have one apple and Charliekelly has two grapes what is the distance from the sun to planet x? Please show all appropriate steps and include units

You got me sir

If you cum in a girls eye does that mean she is seeing your children?

Seen it on Facebook just trying to find some answers to life.

The sun is 37.92 AU from planet x. Don't need to show my workings out, I'm a doctor.

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No it means she needs to wash her eyes out and invest in some safety goggles so she doesn't catch whatever weird disease you have this week.

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Is the ocean salty because land never waves back?

No, it's salty because of the sperm whales ;)

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How the fuck does a magic 8 ball work? And if I smash it for bad advice what kind of luck can I expect?