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 Post subject: Re: Pray for Yiggles
PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Pray for Yiggles
PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:26 am 
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Why drive when you can get high and fly.

So you should get high.
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
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The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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 Post subject: Re: Pray for Yiggles
PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:54 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Pray for Yiggles
PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:00 am 
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Wolfie wrote:
Don't forget your dildo, you never know when you might need it.

Just make sure you have under 5 Fl oz of lube, else you gotta use it right then and there.
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:35 pm 
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-Dont bring any liquids like water or juice with u or on ur carry-on. they will make u take it out and throw it away
-try not to have any jewelry/belt on u. all u need is ur id, phone and ticket. leave everything else on your carry on
-roll ur shirts and pants up into cylinder shapes to fit more in ur luggage and prevent wrinkles
-bring a comfortable pair of headphones for in flight entertainment like movies or music
-bring snacks to munch on
-tie something that stands out like a red or yellow shoelace around ur luggage handle to make it more distinguishable
-use zip ties to lock ur luggage and leave a few extra in the outer pocket. if tsa needs to open ur luggage to search it, it will make it easier for them to open and they can strap it back up afterwards. if u use a regular lock they will clip it and sometimes damage ur luggage
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:48 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:49 am 
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Im safely landed in Pensacola. No more planes for me until next vacation.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:07 pm 
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Yiggles Moto wrote:
Im safely landed in Pensacola. No more planes for me until next vacation unless it's American Airlines #trump



Guys American Airlines hacked his forum account. RIP YIGGLES


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:59 pm 
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Leave the airport, see some sights.
Try find a meal deal for less than £3.5/$5
Talk to strangers/other travellers
Sleep
Read
People watch
Listen to a TED talk/watch a video
Check out the duty free to make you feel like the cheap, worthless, poor peasant that you are
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