***OFFICIAL*** Corrupt Wish Fountain Game!

Skuli · **Posted:** Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:59 am

Wish granted, they will squeeze you to death one day.

I wish for better grades.

Synthic · **Posted:** Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:35 pm

Wish granted, but you are forbidden to interact with all females until you finish college.

I wish that I was a real boy

Kokiri Cubone · **Posted:** Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:40 pm

Wish granted but you cant shit

I wish I could dance with my prots

El_Xanatos · **Posted:** Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:47 pm

Wish granted, but it's the macarena

I wish for Gambino back

Skuli · **Posted:** Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:50 pm

Wish granted, but he gets stabbed in the throat the day after.

I wish for a better chair

Real Deal · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:03 am

Wish granted, you get a normal chair, with semen on.

I wish I was 18.

Kokiri Cubone · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:42 am

Wish granted but you still have the genitals of a 7 year old

I wish I could have crumpets

Dave · **Posted:** Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:44 am

wish granted, but they turn to dust because you forgot your tea

I wish i had *nothing*

Kokiri Cubone · **Posted:** Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:23 am

Wish granted but you get everything :D

I wish I could stop sharting

Dave · **Posted:** Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:05 pm

wish granted, but you shit yourself instead.

I wish for a wish that wishes wishes that wishes wishes wishes wishes.

OFFICIAL Corrupt Wish Fountain Game!