You get one bad day
*insert coin*

You lost the game.
*insert fish*

Great job. You broke the coin machine. Dumbass. Who the fuck puts a fish in a coin machine?

*Forcefully insert what I believe is the coin slot, might be the fish's asshole, who knows?*

You get fish-butt-AIDS, somehow.........
*insert fish*

You get AIDS butt-fish.

*Removes fish, inserts coin*

you get slapped with a fish

*Inserts fish smelling coin*

You get an apple.
*insert coin*

You get an apple shoved up the fish's butt.
You eat it, and when you get to the inside, you find a coin.
I steal the coin from you.
*inserts that very coin*

LAPD! HANDS UP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF STOLEN PROPERTY!

YOU'RE GETTING 18 HARD MONTHS IN PRISON!

*Gives stolen coin back to victim and uses own coin to insert in coin machine*

You get a medal for being such a heroic person.

*inserts coin that was earned from hard work*