then beard tug

Kill is kill

Then beard tug

Alright, let's put this story together.

Note: The word beard was said 101 times.

I went to the park when an old pedo kid named Jorge tripped into the mulberry bush at the old white smelly rose garden. Then a midget grew to be about the same old song and dance (guitar noise). Then when the pedo got back from the store and proceeded to the gas station was on fire when wiper was was walking to get a hooker in a gay bar with some old hobos that smelled like beef and then they took a turkey with some soup, and put it with all the nudity and frogs. Then they left to grape France. The gun fell, hit the turban, so when he went to the Fake Mustache Store all these people jizzed in their their pants and just had sex on a boat with Jack Sparrow and Emma Watson was in a awesome movie with Just 2 guyz, taking another picture of beans and burritos, shipped from Norway and it smelled a-lot like bitches that cheat because they don't wash themselves to attract a mate and they never eat pizza on clean tables while awesome cats lick lick pussy cats and suck green sloppy ball sacks while all of the black guys grab ass and watch white chicks bounce on there big and round frisbees they throw up in the air sometimes, singing seriously hardcore screamo because they are complete homo fags who have gay butter in their... Oh! Look at those gay homofags went to go suck some nuts while they jerked off to porn and sucked big hairy chubby cocks while everyone went to the bottom of the lake where they found a whole bunch of death eaters that were sucking cherry flavor lollipops and sucked souls from some fat muggles when they saw Dumbledore sucking dick because he loved Harry so much that he let him touch him everywhere then he yanked his pen from his long hairy beard and grabbed all of his hair while he tugged his beard again. And then again and then he tugged his beard and again he tugged his beard. Then later he tugged his penis, then his beard, then his penis, then his beard, then his dragon. Then he jumped into a well. Then he tugged on his beard, then congratulated Charlie, tugged his beard while Voldemort went to the bathroom and saw that Harry tugged his beard while using a toothbrush to tug his beard but also using his beard to tug his beard even though his beard got tugged he was reallly beard tuggingly tired because his beard got tugged again by some random beard tugger while he tugged beards. Then tugged beards and tug beards while tugging beards, then tugged beards while tugging beards and tugging beards, tugging more beards, then tugged beards, cut the beard then tugged beards. Then they tugged a slimy dildo while tugging beards and more beards away from the beard tugging guys and then died of beard tugging. Finally the end? Nope, then they woke and tugged on their beards and more beards. And why shouldn't they tug more of their beards while tugging beards and even more until beards climaxed. You ruined it with your gigantic medulla oblongata ego. Then tugged beards for beard tugging and beard tugging when the mutton chop... Dafuq u say? He said beards. Beards to that! Fuck yeah, beards! Cheers to beards! I love beards! Beards are fucking...- Less of beards. No, more beards! Fuck yeah, beards! No, get out. Beards or GTFO. We have beards. I love beards. And beards have lots of beards in my house. The beards are cool in the bearded dragon's beard that was tugged by other beards then tugged again that had beards, and more beards. Don't forget beards! Oh, I won't. Forget the beards. Mellow's gay, BEARDS! Charlie's fat, beards. I love beards. Me too, Savage. Cuz beards are beardedly awesome beards. Beards symptoms are uber beardly sexiness. And more beards give you the power to grow very long and very prosperous beards that can beat the beardly shit full of beards that have beards. Fuck beards, Charlie! No, beards FTW! Buffalo penis FTW! Beards, bro. Beards. MY GARDEN HAS lots of beards that grew Buffalo-Penis. But actually, beards. Yep, that's right. Yeah, damn straight. Yeah nigga, beards. Beards all day. BGOD Beard Gang. BUFFALO PENIS MOTHAFUCKA! Beard Gang OD. BUFFALO PENIS GANGBANG. BP sucks, BEARDS! Where can is beards, beards, beards, beards, turban, Osama tugging his beard. Who is phone? He tugs beards. My is when beard tugging fun. Wig appetite carraige then beard tugging boxing spy clown and tugging beards oil ham widow and tugging beards. Charlie is kill, and tugs beards. Charlie is kill, and tugs beards. Charlie is kill, and tugs beards. Charlie is kill, and tugging beards and tugs beards. Charlie is kill, and tugs beards. Charlie is kill, and tugs beards. Who was phone? He tugs beards. But is kill? No, tugs beards. Who tugs phone? Beards tugs phone. Beard is kill! Beard is phone. Phone/beard: is kill but not beard. Durka Mohammed jihad jihad durka durka. Then beard tug kill is kill, then beard tug.

I think we need a /thread d: Also, this was supposed to be a story thread? I thought we were just saying three words that come to mind d: Also, fukken saved d:

Yes. The original mission was to make a story with only 3 words per post. >.>

That's not what he said though d:


Doesn't say anything about a story d:
Jes saiyan

He edited it or obviously it wouldn't have started out as a story.

Okie dokie.
Anyway, I think this needs a /thread so you and I don't continue posting d:

No. Not this thread. The story continues!

But is kill