Players name: Advisor Wahoo
Players Steam-ID: STEAM_0:1:6354577
Time of offense: 5:27PM EST
Server: Teamspeak 3
Witnesses: The whole meeting channel at said time.
Description of offense: We were all up in the meeting, being real chill and all and them boom Kharn loses connection. I was asked to provide entertainment to the channel along with Fru and April. After a bit of my punchlines I did a beautiful rendition of the hit single "Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen". I was then commanded by a Co-Leader (Sir Doug Thadaeus Ganjiworth) and was requested to tell Advisor Wahoo my life story in 500+ words. I was then kicked from the server by Advisor Wahoo. I wasn't mad about the kick, but rather that he so rudely interrupted me while just simply following the orders of a higher in command.
Do you have proof (Screenshots/Demo - If so, please attach):<17:25:45> "Ganji": everyone tell wahoo your life story in 500+ words
<17:26:01> You poked "Wahoo" with message: So. Ganji wants me to tell you my life story.
<17:26:05> You poked "Wahoo" with message: It all started November 17, 1998 in Orlando Florida.
<17:26:35> You poked "Wahoo" with message: I was born at the hospital. My parents brought me home.
<17:26:43> You poked "Wahoo" with message: But after a week I got lost.
<17:27:01> You poked "Wahoo" with message: With nowhere to go, I went into the forest. I found a pack of wolves. They raised me as their own.
<17:27:07> You poked "Wahoo" with message: I was one of them.
<17:27:15> You were kicked from the server by "Wahoo" (NO)
I believe that such actions were unnecessary so I shall finish my valiant tale here.
It was a gloomy night. The temperature was about 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Our story began here at room 205 in a Winter Park, Florida Hospital. My mother had just given birth to me. After a few days of training I was ready to start my journey into the world. My mother had taken me home. I would watch the Teletubbies all day. But one day, I wandered out. I went to go explore the world around me. I wandered into the woods to find a pack of wolves. They all wanted to eat me, off me before I could even speak. But the leader of the pack, Edward was his name, saw potential in me. He let me into the pack. He and his wife Claudia raised me, cared for me. I was one of them, one of the pack. In the days we would play catch, at night we would cuddle up and sleep. He also taught me Tae-Kwon-Do I reached 13 years old and it was time for me to leave, off to Hogwarts. I reluctantly said goodbye to the pack. Off I flew to Hogwarts. I continued on my learning, learning that it was Lev-iO-sa and not Lev-io-SA. After that I joined the army.
Fought in 'nam, saw many good men die out there. I made it out alive, was taken hostage by those communist fucks but escaped using nothing but a toothpick and a cough drop wrapper. I fell back and became an accountant, never again did I want to experience war. Had a midget co-worker who turned me onto some crazy shit about a ring with unlimited powers. The only way to retrieve the ring was to find a paper with it's whereabouts. But to find this paper, you had to transcribe a secret language that was only spoken by Chinese officials. Moved to China and became the ruler's right hand man. I learned their language, and discovered where the paper was. I flew over to Romania to find where the paper was hidden all along. The paper said it was taken by some Jewish man who resides in Germany. On my flight to Germany I lost the paper. It was found by a man. That man, was named Adolf Hitler. He couldn't find the man with the ring so he ordered the killing of all Jewish citizens. That's right, I accidentally caused World War 2. But the information is wrong, Hitler didn't kill himself. I found Hitler and killed him using my Tae-Kwon-Do skills taught to me by Edward. I searched all through out Germany, but to no avail. I did not find the ring. I spent all my time for nothing. Depressed, my life spiraled downward. I started drinking. I would go to the bar, and get a drink, or two, or ten. What did it matter, my life was meaningless. One night I got really drunk and passed out in the middle of the desert after wandering there. I was out for days, unconscious in a state of confusion. I was woken up by a man named Jack. He had saved my life. He brought me back to civilization and gave me a place to stay for a few days. He had all his windows boarded up, but I thought nothing of it at the time. After I was coaxed back into a state of health I asked him. Turns out the outside world was being dominated by a villain. I had to put a stop to this. I flew back over to the now rubble Germany in an attempt to find the ring. After 3 days, I found it. I wore it and instantly felt the power surging through my veins. I flew up to space and grabbed a meteor. I hurled it directly at the evil doer. He was instantly knocked out, he was dead. I was the world renowned hero. I then retired from my public life and settled down to where I am now. I changed my internet name to Charlie Scene and was forever recognized as that. No one knew my story... Until now...
Charlie Scene
