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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:48 am 
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Wish granted but they shut down the Superbowl after the first win.

I wish i could think of something to wish for.

I'm alright with that. I'm happy being on top with 7, that's 2 above the 2nd place Cowboys and 49ers.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:06 am 
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I wish Doldol would buy a MacBook and become a fan of Apple lol


Wish granted, but Doldol becomes too much a fan of Apple that he tracks down all the developers, kidnaps them, and locks them in a chamber somewhere off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and the Apple corporation is shut down, ultimately ending the Apple franchise and allowing Windows to be such a dominance that they implement a Big Brother type system into their operating system and control the internet, then being able to control the government and the military - which eventually allows them to control the world due to robotic and AI engineering of astounding weaponry. A secret Russian segment then launches nuclear missiles which are shot down by the AI robots, forcing them to then attack Russia, and when the rest of the world hears about Russia's rebelling they too pitch in, and Windows is forced to move all loyal subjects to another suitable planet and destroy Earth.

I wish for a utopia where everything I want is what I get, including happiness and entertainment.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:26 am 
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Casual-T wrote:
Sloppy wrote:
I wish Doldol would buy a MacBook and become a fan of Apple lol


Wish granted, but Doldol becomes too much a fan of Apple that he tracks down all the developers, kidnaps them, and locks them in a chamber somewhere off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and the Apple corporation is shut down, ultimately ending the Apple franchise and allowing Windows to be such a dominance that they implement a Big Brother type system into their operating system and control the internet, then being able to control the government and the military - which eventually allows them to control the world due to robotic and AI engineering of astounding weaponry. A secret Russian segment then launches nuclear missiles which are shot down by the AI robots, forcing them to then attack Russia, and when the rest of the world hears about Russia's rebelling they too pitch in, and Windows is forced to move all loyal subjects to another suitable planet and destroy Earth.

I wish for a utopia where everything I want is what I get, including happiness and entertainment.


Wish Granted but you get so into your eutopia that you become brainwashed and die on the eutopia.

I wish i had a real life pet gummy bear that can walk and talk!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:19 am 
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I wish i had a real life pet gummy bear that can walk and talk!


Wish granted but I ate it.

I wish these newfags on the servers would not be so faggy and irritating.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:26 am 
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Caboose wrote:
TerrifyingTDGMO wrote:
I wish i had a real life pet gummy bear that can walk and talk!


Wish granted but I ate it.

I wish these newfags on the servers would not be so faggy and irritating.



Wish granted, you become a newfag and you are extra faggy, thus you not finding them annoying.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:47 am 
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Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...

I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:52 am 
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Sly wrote:
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...

I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.


Wish granted, but you can never use or own headphones, any headphones you come in contact with cease to exist.

I wish that 2+2 equaled 4.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:16 pm 
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Birdman1point0 wrote:
Sly wrote:
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...

I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.


Wish granted, but you can never use or own headphones, any headphones you come in contact with cease to exist.

I wish that 2+2 equaled 4.


Wish granted, but you can never think about, see, or acknowledge another mathematical form of anything.. no number... no anything.

I wish Nubcakes would be my personal sammich maker.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:30 pm 
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xUndercoverx wrote:
Birdman1point0 wrote:
Sly wrote:
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...

I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.


Wish granted, but you can never use or own headphones, any headphones you come in contact with cease to exist.

I wish that 2+2 equaled 4.


Wish granted, but you can never think about, see, or acknowledge another mathematical form of anything.. no number... no anything.

I wish Nubcakes would be my personal sammich maker.



Nubcakes is your personal sammich maker, his sammichs taste bad and you die from food poisoning.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:55 pm 
Wish granted, but you're abilities are considered a national threat and you are hunted down and burtally murdered by Parliament.

I wish I could see the future and all my dreams would be me in the future (long in the future after I would be dead)


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