***OFFICIAL*** The Coin Machine Game!

pondscumjr · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:27 pm

inserts coin

J-Dawg · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:59 am

God damnit, you fucking ruined it.
You get nothing from Willy Wonka

*Inserts coin

Charlie Scene · **Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:54 pm

You get adhesive medical strips.

*Inserts coin*

Quik · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:03 pm

You get a stick.

*inserts coin*

Zero · **Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:00 pm

You get a dildo named Doldol.
*inserts coin*

Featherlite · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:43 am

You evolve into Warturtle! (I dont know how to spell his name, dont care)

*Inserts Coin*

Caboose · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:38 am

A midget jumps out and slaps you in the face with a floppy purple dildo.

×Inserts Coin×

Featherlite · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:24 am

You get a bunch of fake, golden coins.

*Inserts Coin*

Zero · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:07 am

Featherlite wrote:

You get a bunch of fake, golden coins.

*Inserts Coin*

The machine is broken. Your coin is returned.
*Inserts coin*

xUndercoverx · **Posted:** Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:52 am

Zero wrote:

Featherlite wrote:

You get a bunch of fake, golden coins.

*Inserts Coin*

The machine is broken. Your coin is returned.
*Inserts coin*

You get a life time supply of sexy bitches.

*inserts coin*

OFFICIAL The Coin Machine Game!