Wish granted. you also die tomorrow.

I wish the flavor of gum lasted longer

You should've said but then they get worse than they were before.

Anyways, wish granted but the chemical used to make it last longer gives you cancer.

I wish I wasn't such an indecisive person.

BULL SHIT. you put Every where in an instance.

Wish granted. but then your in charge of what we do in a global catastrophe.

I wish I was in charge of the world when there was a global catastrophe. lol.

Wish granted, you fail your job and everyone dies.

I wish I could randomly tackle people for fun without getting in trouble

Wish granted you play football but you break your neck and can no longer move from your neck down

My brother wasn't a lazy bum all summer again >.>

Wish granted, he works so hard that he becomes your boss and fires you.

I wish for a good wish.

Wish granted, you came up with a good wish, but you forgot it.

I wish I could leave the US

Wish granted, but I come with you

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world for free and pay for hotels/food/etc...

Wish granted, but I come with you

I wish I could leave the U.S. and move away from everyone I know.

Wish Granted. But, you don't know me

I wish I could travel with only people of my choice, free of charge, getting anything I want without needing money.