Wish granted. I wish savage knew I don't give a shit about the English language online hahah.

Wish granted.

I wish Magic gave a shit

Wish granted its in a brown paper bag lit on fire on your porch

I wish for another promotion at work lol

South Park reference?

Wish granted, you're promoted but other angry hopefuls come after you in a jealous rage and murder you.

I wish I could snap my fingers and stop being sick.

Wish granted but you contract herpes from a public bathroom toliet the next morning

I wish for every episode of hippie on music on dvd

Wish granted but you don't have a DVD player.

I wish I could count to potato.

Wish granted, but you get the Downs and the internet rustles your mother's jimmies. Actually, they rustle her potatoes.



I wish this sunburn didn't hurt so much.

Wish granted, but as the pain slowly goes away moles and skin cancer appear ultimately sets you up for a slow and moley death.

I wish everything I have ever wished for came true today.

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge
—Stephen Hawking

Wish granted. you die tomorrow.

I wish I didnt have to go to work in 2 hours ;3

Wish granted, you get fired.

I wish I could snap my fingers and make everything better.