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Sloppy wrote:
I wish Doldol would buy a MacBook and become a fan of Apple lol
Wish granted, but Doldol becomes too much a fan of Apple that he tracks down all the developers, kidnaps them, and locks them in a chamber somewhere off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and the Apple corporation is shut down, ultimately ending the Apple franchise and allowing Windows to be such a dominance that they implement a Big Brother type system into their operating system and control the internet, then being able to control the government and the military - which eventually allows them to control the world due to robotic and AI engineering of astounding weaponry. A secret Russian segment then launches nuclear missiles which are shot down by the AI robots, forcing them to then attack Russia, and when the rest of the world hears about Russia's rebelling they too pitch in, and Windows is forced to move all loyal subjects to another suitable planet and destroy Earth.
I wish for a utopia where everything I want is what I get, including happiness and entertainment.
http://www.personalitylab.org/ || "Big Five" Extraversion: 47 "High scorers tend to be sociable and outgoing. They prefer to be around people most of the time. High Extraversion is associated with being seen as more popular and more socially competent, having more friends and dating partners, being accident-prone, taking more study breaks, engaging in thrill-seeking and delinquent behavior, better performance in sales and management jobs, higher job satisfaction, earning a higher salary, having more leadership roles, attending more parties, exercising more frequently, belonging to a fraternity, playing a sport, smoking cigarettes, consuming more alcohol, and preference for hip-hop, soul, funk, electronic, rock, and heavy metal music.
Low scorers tend to be reserved and serious. They often prefer to be alone or with a few close friends. Low Extraversion is associated with engaging in fewer risky behaviors."
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Agreeableness: 57 "High scorers tend to be compassionate, good-natured, and eager to cooperate and avoid conflict. High Agreeableness is associated with being seen as more socially competent, with greater religiosity, greater willingness to help a stranger, and preference for pop, country, and religious music.
Low scorers tend to be hardheaded, skeptical, proud, and competitive. They tend to express their anger directly. Low Agreeableness is associated with having more dating partners, with smoking cigarettes, driving fast, and holding prejudicial views.
Agreeableness usually increases with age. Women tend to score higher on Agreeableness than do men."
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Conscientiousness: 61 "High scorers tend to be responsible and well-organized. They have high standards and work hard to achieve their goals. High Conscientiousness is associated with earning higher grades, scoring higher on verbal intelligence tests, better school attendance, spending more time studying and completing household chores, sleeping more, being more religious, better performance in most jobs, and exercising more frequently.
Low scorers tend to act spontaneously rather than making plans. They may pay little attention to details, are not very well-organized, and can sometimes be careless. Low Conscientiousness is associated with risky behavior, disciplinary problems, being accident-prone, more job changes, consuming more alcohol, and receiving more traffic tickets.
Conscientiousness usually increases with age."
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Neuroticism: 36 "High scorers tend to be sensitive, emotional, and prone to experience feelings that are upsetting. High Neuroticism is associated with exercising more frequently.
Low scorers tend to be secure, generally relaxed even under stressful conditions, and worry little. Low Neuroticism is associated with better physical and psychological health.
Neuroticism usually decreases with age. Women tend to score higher on Neuroticism than do men."
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Openness to Experience: 68 "High scorers tend to be open to new experiences. They have broad interests and are imaginative. High Openness is associated with earning better grades, scoring higher on general intelligence tests, playing a musical instrument, holding liberal political opinions, and with preference for rock, heavy metal, classical, jazz, blues, and folk music.
Low scorers tend to be down-to-earth, practical, traditional, and pretty much set in their ways. Low Openness is related to earning a higher salary, holding conservative political opinions, and having prejudicial views of minority groups."
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I wish Doldol would buy a MacBook and become a fan of Apple lol
Wish granted, but Doldol becomes too much a fan of Apple that he tracks down all the developers, kidnaps them, and locks them in a chamber somewhere off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and the Apple corporation is shut down, ultimately ending the Apple franchise and allowing Windows to be such a dominance that they implement a Big Brother type system into their operating system and control the internet, then being able to control the government and the military - which eventually allows them to control the world due to robotic and AI engineering of astounding weaponry. A secret Russian segment then launches nuclear missiles which are shot down by the AI robots, forcing them to then attack Russia, and when the rest of the world hears about Russia's rebelling they too pitch in, and Windows is forced to move all loyal subjects to another suitable planet and destroy Earth.
I wish for a utopia where everything I want is what I get, including happiness and entertainment.
Wish Granted but you get so into your eutopia that you become brainwashed and die on the eutopia.
I wish i had a real life pet gummy bear that can walk and talk!
Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:24 pm Posts: 165 Location: America
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...
I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.
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Sly wrote:
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...
I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.
Wish granted, but you can never use or own headphones, any headphones you come in contact with cease to exist.
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...
I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.
Wish granted, but you can never use or own headphones, any headphones you come in contact with cease to exist.
I wish that 2+2 equaled 4.
Wish granted, but you can never think about, see, or acknowledge another mathematical form of anything.. no number... no anything.
I wish Nubcakes would be my personal sammich maker.
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Joined: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:37 pm Posts: 563 Location: London
xUndercoverx wrote:
Birdman1point0 wrote:
Sly wrote:
Wish granted, you gain a trillion dollars, in monopoly you then are sent to jail for three turns where, and after using your trusty, "get out of jail" card, you land on a mansion where the fine is 9,999,999,999 dollars an you now have one dollar that got left in your pants in the washing machine, making it soggy, Charlie Scene finds it and mistakes it for salad and then he gets food poisoning resulting in instant combustion...
I wish my for people to stop eating my headphones.
Wish granted, but you can never use or own headphones, any headphones you come in contact with cease to exist.
I wish that 2+2 equaled 4.
Wish granted, but you can never think about, see, or acknowledge another mathematical form of anything.. no number... no anything.
I wish Nubcakes would be my personal sammich maker.
Nubcakes is your personal sammich maker, his sammichs taste bad and you die from food poisoning.
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