Wish granted, your parents and everyone you love die.

Then you explode and die.

And One direction still play there music

I wish i had a trumpet

Wish granted, but it's armed with explosives and explodes.

I wish for a new guitar.

Wish granted. It is packed with Cocaine and you get arrested, are raped for 3 years straight in prison by a fat black lineman, and then explode and die.

BTW: I like some One Direction songs ;o

BTWBTW: I own a trumpet ;P

BTWBTWBTW: I own BF3 ;P

I wish I could fly wherever I want whenever I want.

Wish granted, but you fly into the Twin Towers, get on the FBI wanted list, and get shot.

I wish for super powers!

Charlie, you just went from troll to complete faggot.

Wish granted, but you explode and die.

I wish Charlie wasn't such a faggot sometimes....

Wish granted, but he's such a non faggot (meaning a homosexual) that he goes and fucks a bunch of girls, one of which is you Savage.

I wish I had some Coca-Cola.

Wish granted, but you got coca-cola from a hundred years ago it tasted gross but it contained some cocaine.

I wish I had never lost my sanity.

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge
—Stephen Hawking

Wish granted, but you're so well mannered that everyone beats you up at school because your a pussy who always follows the rules.

I wish I could stay home from school today.

Wish granted you house explodes and you die.

I wish essays can be written in "txt" language.

Wish granted, but you write "wed" (as in we'd) and your teacher thinks you write weed and sends you to jail.

I wish everyone had perfect grammar and/or spelling.