Wish granted, but you explode from the sheer awesomeness.

I wish I was a zebra!

Wish granted. You are pink and black and bullied to the point of suicide by the other kids of Pride Rock (Lion King refrence FTW)

I wish I had a passing grade in Spanish/English/Geometry...

Wish granted, but you get accepted into IB league colleges like Harvard, where you later fail because it was too hard and work as a McDonald's drive-thru worker.

I wish I had an A in civics, so I'd have straight A's and not 5 A's and 1 B ):

Wish granted, but you failed all other classes.

I wish hair never existed.

Wish granted, cancer becomes an STD and no one can tell the difference between no hair because of Cancer treatment or just regularly bald, so tons of people die of cancer.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate!

Baldness isn't caused by the cancer. It is the chemotherapy.

Wish granted, all the chocolate is poisoned.

I wish I could find the words to describe her

I didn't know the name of chemotherapy which is why I said "Cancer treatment" not "cancer".

Wish granted, the words are bitch, slut, and whore.

I wish for a never ending supply of Coca-Cola.

I didn't see you say treatment ;D (I bet you edited it naughty naughty (:)

Wish Granted, but I drink so much of it that you never get to see a drop of it. Ever.

I wish some people slept like normal human beings

Wish granted, but now the night-shift has been abolished and delivery companys are going into administration due to lack of deliveries being made over night!

I wish some people weren't hypocrites.

If I edited it, it would say "Edited once by Charlie Scene."

Wish granted, but when people say to do something bad to someone else, they do it also, causing the world's population to die.

I wish for 3 eyes!