I want a foot-long on Whole Wheat toasted bread. I want the bread toasted for approximately 69.7 seconds at 72 degrees Celsius. For the meat, I want roast beef and I want it to be levitated over the sandwich for 1 minute before placed in it. Next, can you get me two times half the Cheddar you usually give. I also want one of every color of vegetable in the sandwich.

I'll take a boneless provolone pizza sandwich with a side of dead president

*right click*

*dismiss sandwich lady*

I want a goat head, stuffed with Sucuk on black bread. I want the bread with Hummus too, and a bit chili. Next to that sandwich, i want a donkey dick with erection as sousage with lemon. All this must be on a 24 karat gold platter. Oh... And tomatoes.. Remember them.
Beside i want a midget with a jar of pickles named "Jainer" and he must be in bikini.

This is Sucuk:
https://www.google.dk/search?q=Sucuk&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiYsLzw6cXbAhVEMZoKHZzlDNcQ_AUICigB#imgrc=TzlGCrhkMlSCAM:

I want a grape and pickle sausage on rye, with a vape cloud in it

yo can i get a pizza with extra bread on it

I'll take a coke with one and a half mentos please with a side order of fries with extra crispy double dipped cheese sticks deep fried in leftover lemon water drizzled on top, and a small pizza with anchovies and wholegrain wheatthins, onion rings, blacktar heroin, blocks of colbyjack and feta cheese clustered around the pizza andpineapples being burnt in lava (not on the pizza) next to it.

Oh and DONT FORGET THE PICKLES! In my drink.

Ash stole my profile picture so i stole his signiture

wow haha that sure is a funny quirky post dude lol