You get a very real looking business offer from a ugandan prince!

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LISTEN UP KIDS AND NON KIDS I HAVE SOME SHIT TO LAY DOWN RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT REPOSTING THIS SO TAKE FUCKING NOTES.
#1 THE REST OF THE POST WILL BE IN NUMBERED FORMAT
#2 I HAVE NO FUCKING TIME FOR BULLSHITTERY ON THE SERVERS I PLAY ON
#3 IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN TALK SHIT TO ME WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS BE PREPARED FOR THE IMPENDING MEME STORM OF WHICH THE LIKES THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
#4 IF I SAY YOU ARE A CHILL PERSON THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF ELATION YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO RECEIVE NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER BE GREATER THAN THIS SINGLE LINE OF PRAISE
#5 ALL MODS AND ADMINS ARE POWER HUNGRY FASCISTS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE BAN POWER I'D ONE TAP YOU BEFORE YOU COULD BLINK
#6 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS ARE MEMES AND NOT THAT NORMIE SHIT, DON'T YOU DARE REFERENCE A FUCKING NORMIE MEME IN MY PRESENCE
#7 FINALLY IF I SEE YOU ON A SERVER AND YOU KILL ME I LET YOU BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN GIVING TO THE POOR SO YOU BETTER THANK ME AFTER YOU ARE BLESSED ENOUGH TO RECEIVE A KILL ON ME

You get a Smelly sock!

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I am bad and that is good, I will never be good and that's not bad, there's no one I'd rather be than me -Wreck It Ralph:)

You get an Autograph from Bob Dole

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A purple "EgN" embroidered Fadora

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You got two 2 pin yellow Legos and one red 8 pin Mega Blok!

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You got the American Flag!

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You just got an aquarium full of piranhas!

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EgN| Mr Geeza™ : Why do I always get you and sinister mixed up lol sorry xD
EgN-S| Phillip: Cause you a racist

Jafari asks the wall: What is the meaning of life?
The wall responds with: Kill yourself. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
EgN-S| Mr.GoldGames: I asked for a demotion, where's my demotion at?
1 month later....
The following people have been recognised for their service to the community:

Veteran to Staff
Mr.GoldGames

EgN-S| Mr.GoldGames: I ask for a demotion but I got a promotion instead? Life sucks sometimes.

You got a waffle that was dyed blue and then soaked in syrup!

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You've got to fight.. for your right... TO PARRRRTAYY!

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You have a broken record playing GUCCI GANG

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c o r y . i n . t h e . h o u s e . i s . a n i m e

EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist