****They are great if you've got reasons to celebrate, or you have enough friends that you actually have to worry about a surprise party. ****

But for me?

Fuck this Friday, I don't want it to come and I'd prefer to put it off. This year has been one of the toughest I've faced, a lot of plans failed and crashed and I just never saw my current situation in the deck. Even now I'm typing this up at super speed due to the internet being so spotty, which is why I'm not in TS or gaming with you all more. Even though I could use the distraction of EgN, and I know there are plenty of things around EgN I could deal with. I just can't get this internet to work, and I wish I had the ability to just get my own internet piped into this spot. But money is the one thing I've got in short supply, I've cut everything from my life that I don't need and I kid you not...Jello has become my fucking luxury. Whereas normally I make gumbo for my Birthday meal, this one going to be ramen and jello!

I swear to you all...I channel the spirit of Bill Cosby and make massive bowls of cherry and blueberry and all the fucking flavors I can find. Nothing is better than Sugar-free jello when your thirsty or over-heated.

And NEVER follow the recipe on Jello boxes! Only use 1 cup of cold water after the 2 cups of boiling water! Best way to get the flavor out!

But it's been a warm-up to what I plan to do on my Birthday! I'm going to splurge and make 2 boxes of Jello and put them together, like one at a time so that each is separate.

happy birthday

i will always love you™.
welcome to hell i'll be your guide™.
you smell (nice/bad)™.
I am the Leader of the Peaceful Protests in the Jailbreak server.
d a n k m e m e s

Damn bud can I send you some Kool-aid packets?

Party at Kharn’s Crib.

Just hand EgN over to me i'll take care of it

Address I'll order the pizza

Pisses me off to even imagine you run a community

Yup same, your attitude needs to change significantly before that should even be possibly.
Anyways what's the address, I'll order some strippers for you

I want to buy admin for Jail Break. Jimmah2k13
Proud member of #EliteTrollSquad and #TeamEliteRapists together with the other #EliteTrollers from the #TeamElite


Targets for EgN:

1. Become a Member [ x ]
2. Become an Elite [ x ]
3. Become a Veteran [ ]
4. Become a Staff [ ]
5. Become a Advisor [ ]
6. Become Manager [ ]

MrGoldGames « Wed May 25, 2016 3:47 am » Im fucking done with people not taking this clan seriously. Honestly do what you were fuckign told to do, or dont leave. Its as simple as that. If you dont wanna fucking play by the rules and be a fucking douche canoe, then fucking go away. This clan is important to alot of people and they want to enjoy themselves on here. Good servers arent found easily on CSS anymore because its dying. So people look up to our clan and say, "Hey these guys are cool and help me keep playing CSS." So if you want to fuck with this clan, be fucking cancer to it, or just straight out bash the clan, GET THE FUCK OUT! No one gives a shit about you if you do that. No one fucking wants to see your dumbass on here again. Take your shit seriously, or fuck off you uncultured swines. Holy shit...


"got too much time on my hands and have enough salt to supply the McDonald's franchise." -Lilshark8


We are born to be who we are, don't pretend to be that someone else, because someone will end up losing and missing you, for being whom you truly are. Not everyone will accept you as you are, and that's okay, not everyone has to like you, but you got to be the true you, to find those whom will love you, for just who you are.

Damn.

Old man

2018 Goals for EgN
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