Tristan Tucker of St. Albans, West Virginia was charged last Thursday with a daytime burglary. His thought process for stealing the camera? He didn't want his grandma to see him masturbating.
The man's grandmother has accused him of breaking into her house through a window and disarming security cameras and the DVR system.
When questioned by police the man confessed that he broke into her home and gave the crazy reason as to why he stole the footage. Police said Tucker told them he originally broke into the house to charge his cell phone and while charging he started watching porn on it and starting to masturbate.
Tucker then went on to steal the security cameras and the DVR box but he only smashed the cameras and threw them away in a local river. He must have not thought the DVR box was worth the effort as he only hid the box somewhere on his grandma's property.
Authorities were able to find the DVR box and were able to obtain the footage of him breaking into the property and stealing the items. The man now remains behind bars with a $10,000 bond.
I guess you could say this man got caught in a sticky situation.
This is GoopSauce reporting for the news team, signing off.
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