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 Post subject: Re: relationship advice
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:43 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:39 pm 
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Indi, this depends on two things.

Number fucking Uno: You like her.

Ask that motherfucker if she playing ball. Be straight up, don't be a pussy and do it confidently you're a grown ass man, there's nothing wrong with being upfront and honest and anyone who thinks otherwise or makes fun because you're confident, proud and honest is one childish ass mofucker. I'm spitting straight wisdom from the heart here.

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If she's hot, play the game. Worst that happens is you realise you still don't like her and you carry on talking. Best case scenario: you visit the Gammon Valley and get yo self some fiiiiine POOONTANG.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:34 pm 
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If you really like her and want to get to the bottom of all of the mixed emotions she is giving you the best thing to do is ask her out. The worst she can do is say no and in the end at least you knowwhat she thinnks. Also it's better to know rather that not asking and never knowing.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:54 am 
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Just ask. The only way to find out is to ask how she feels. Don't beat around the bush. Grab her by the pussy and ask what's up.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:33 am 
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Ask her to dinner and see where that goes. If you two can hold a decent and consistent conversation during that time, maybe see if she wants to go on more dates. Then it all just falls into place at that point. The more dates, the better the outcome of you two being a couple. You also want her to know you guys are on a date. Its pretty useless to get excited if she doesn't think those are dates.

During those dates you want to keep a level playing ground. The best way to do that is to make sure you mainly ask her questions about her, and she asks questions about you. You want to make it all about you two, not just one person. Another thing is you don't want to make yourself sound like the greatest guy on the Earth, but you don't want to sell yourself short. She has to make the determination that you are the best guy on the planet.

Lastly, you want to give her all your respect and be there for her. Even if you guys are going out on dates and not "official", if she says shes tired in the morning at class or work, surprise her and bring her a coffee or something. The small things go a long way. However, if you are the only one putting effort into the dating or the relationship, then cut it off. Don't waste your time with someone who wouldn't lift a finger for you. Make sure you are the best to her, and make sure she is the best to you. You want to find a best friend, not a baby to sit.

Relationships are fucking gross anyways, don't beat yourself up if she doesn't want what you want. I know everyone says it, but there are other girls. If she doesn't put out, then don't put in. However, you shouldn't actively search for a girl and make that your top priority. They will come and go, but one day you will find that girl who will walk past and just stop for a moment to take a second look at you and think "I want to know more about him".

If you need anything dude, hit me up on steam. I've been through some fucked up relationships, that I've been known to give some decent advice when needed. I hope everything works out for the best.
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just be straight up honest with her, tell her what u said here and what u think is going on. atleast then u know for sure if she rlly likes u or if it just looks like it.
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I can +1 Gold's advice, and only offer Mr Majestic my counsellor's details.
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Step 2. Draw a face around the hole, with the hole as a mouth/
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