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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:25 pm 
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Honestly can this day get any better?
So this time my shit got wetter.
But the catch is simple.
It looks like a cute dimple.

So i was coming home from class,
when i felt a disturbance in my ass.
I gave out a tiny fart,
but that's not the worse part.

Gross shit slid down my leg,
it stank worse then a powder keg.
I ran home so no one would see,
the horrifying thing that just happened to me.

I ran up to my room,
I wont be able to clean this with a broom.
I jumped on the seat,
shaking all over from my head to my feet.

Out came a watery explosion,
that was bigger than Typhlosion.
Boy does my hole feel weird,
i bet there's shit stuck in my ass beard.

Once my quake was done i felt it.
Like a geyser, water rushing from its pit.
It was once in an Adam Sandler movie,
and was surly not a beauty.

All of a sudden it happened again,
I didn't know what was happening until then.
I sky rocketed into the air with a hurling might,
Shit coming out of my ass, juuuust right.

I saw the clouds, i saw the stars.
I saw the moos, the sun, even Mars.
I flew out of the galaxy to others galore,
I went in and out of them, you could call me a whore.

But then i was going too far,
Like someone lost, inside a car.
It wouldn't stop, not even when i clenched.
I was afraid of getting drenched.

Now here I am, floating in space.
Faster than Team Rocket, at a breakneck pace.
All alone with nothing to hold,
Ill never surface again, that's what i was told.

Sadly the Wi-Fi is running low, and ill be gone,
but my stories will live on.
I shall never be able to take a shit once more,
so that's all i got to write, I'm closing the door.


THE END
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