Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:70493788 Joined: Sun Jan 24, 2016 12:52 pm Posts: 2838 Location: On Sagan's Pale Blue Dot
Honestly can this day get any better? So this time my shit got wetter. But the catch is simple. It looks like a cute dimple.
So i was coming home from class, when i felt a disturbance in my ass. I gave out a tiny fart, but that's not the worse part.
Gross shit slid down my leg, it stank worse then a powder keg. I ran home so no one would see, the horrifying thing that just happened to me.
I ran up to my room, I wont be able to clean this with a broom. I jumped on the seat, shaking all over from my head to my feet.
Out came a watery explosion, that was bigger than Typhlosion. Boy does my hole feel weird, i bet there's shit stuck in my ass beard.
Once my quake was done i felt it. Like a geyser, water rushing from its pit. It was once in an Adam Sandler movie, and was surly not a beauty.
All of a sudden it happened again, I didn't know what was happening until then. I sky rocketed into the air with a hurling might, Shit coming out of my ass, juuuust right.
I saw the clouds, i saw the stars. I saw the moos, the sun, even Mars. I flew out of the galaxy to others galore, I went in and out of them, you could call me a whore.
But then i was going too far, Like someone lost, inside a car. It wouldn't stop, not even when i clenched. I was afraid of getting drenched.
Now here I am, floating in space. Faster than Team Rocket, at a breakneck pace. All alone with nothing to hold, Ill never surface again, that's what i was told.
Sadly the Wi-Fi is running low, and ill be gone, but my stories will live on. I shall never be able to take a shit once more, so that's all i got to write, I'm closing the door. THE END
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Heyyyy, that's pretty goood.
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Stop with the Shitposting Gold ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My best advice honestly would be to quit preparing. Just go in there and be you man. Stressing over it and trying to prepare perfect answers will just worry you more and make you nervous. When you interview, you just want to be calm and cool, and be yourself. Give honest answers. All you've got to know is who you are and what you'be done, because that's all they want to know, and everyone knows about themselves. Every interview is different and impromptu usually, because they interview goes on the path that you take it. The interviewer asks questions about you, so you choose that path. Sure they might have questions they pool from, but if you answer "I've never had any work experience" they won't ask you "So tell me all about your last job," so really you can't really prepare for that except knowing yourself. So be you. If you want to prepare, then learn stuff about the company. Learn their website, what they stand for, stuff like that.
Another thing, to make sure they see you are interested, is to view it like you are interviewing them as well. This interview is likely the last chance you have before getting the job, just as it is for them hiring you. So you gotta make sure this what you want. Ask them questions back, information about their company you couldn't find or understand. Don't ask about pay, not for a job like this. But general info stuff, like maybe about what you'll be doing, the work environment, etc.
Hope this helped, GL. I'm pretty much a king at impromptu so for interviews I almost never prepare. But eh, not everyone's like me. Still, hope this helped.
-Matt's advice on interviews Large Red Text is usually bad.
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