***OFFICIAL*** The Coin Machine Game!

woissa · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:14 pm

You receive all the necessary ingredients to start a successful multi-million pound business, but lack the know-how.

*inserts dick*

Needy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:35 pm

why sir that is quite unsanitary, you got a unicorn meat.

*wipes slot machine down, inserts coin*

EagleBby · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:40 pm

Opens DVD Port *Insert DVD/CD*

Jixy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:04 pm

Ah sweet a cool movie! You get a $20 dollar gift card at gamestop.

*Insert Coin*

Quik · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:35 am

You get a broken used condom

*inserts coin*

Skuli · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:43 am

You get stupidity

*inserts coin*

Jixy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:04 am

you get nothing..

*insert coin*

EagleBby · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:12 pm

You go on a blind date with the hottest catfish you've ever met
*insert coin*

Dave · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:33 am

you get a used body pillow, its still crusty.

*insert coin with string attached*

Lex · **Posted:** Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:07 pm

You get pizza

*inserts coin*

OFFICIAL The Coin Machine Game!