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Gambino
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 Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:56 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:50729460
Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:00 pm
Posts: 1340
Location: Canada Eh?
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Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit.
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Sly.
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:14 pm |
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Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:24 pm
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Location: America
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Sloppy wrote: Wish granted!
Jailbreak is fun, just not to you....
I wish upon a star. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
Be Nice To Me, And I Will Try To Be Nice Back |
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Birdman
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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:32 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:41521118
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:41 pm
Posts: 2279
Location: Penguin Island, South Pole
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Gambino wrote: Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit. Wish granted, everything you see is monkey shit, all you touch feels like monkey shit, everything you smell smells like monkey shit, anything you eat tastes like monkey shit and has the texture and consistency of monkey shit, but only to you. All of your senses experience monkey shit constantly. I wish I had hands. |
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Zero
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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:48 pm |
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Birdman1point0 wrote: Gambino wrote: Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit. Wish granted, everything you see is monkey shit, all you touch feels like monkey shit, everything you smell smells like monkey shit, anything you eat tastes like monkey shit and has the texture and consistency of monkey shit, but only to you. All of your senses experience monkey shit constantly. I wish I had hands. You magically get hands overnight while asleep, and then when you wake up you masturbate so much that you spontaneously combust. |
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Birdman
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:38 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:41521118
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:41 pm
Posts: 2279
Location: Penguin Island, South Pole
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Zero wrote: Birdman1point0 wrote: Gambino wrote: Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit. Wish granted, everything you see is monkey shit, all you touch feels like monkey shit, everything you smell smells like monkey shit, anything you eat tastes like monkey shit and has the texture and consistency of monkey shit, but only to you. All of your senses experience monkey shit constantly. I wish I had hands. You magically get hands overnight while asleep, and then when you wake up you masturbate so much that you spontaneously combust. You didn't make a wish, thus rendering your corrupt wish-granting null. |
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Rory
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:28 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:81753935
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:04 pm
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Location: Ireland
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Birdman wrote: Zero wrote: Birdman1point0 wrote: Gambino wrote: Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit. Wish granted, everything you see is monkey shit, all you touch feels like monkey shit, everything you smell smells like monkey shit, anything you eat tastes like monkey shit and has the texture and consistency of monkey shit, but only to you. All of your senses experience monkey shit constantly. I wish I had hands. You magically get hands overnight while asleep, and then when you wake up you masturbate so much that you spontaneously combust. You didn't make a wish, thus rendering your corrupt wish-granting null. I wish I could have free chocolate. |
The dream D A D ?
IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESE PM ME OR MESSAGE ME ON STEAM IDK
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Siberiac
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:51 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:23228291
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Irish wrote: Birdman wrote: Zero wrote: Birdman1point0 wrote: Gambino wrote: Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit. Wish granted, everything you see is monkey shit, all you touch feels like monkey shit, everything you smell smells like monkey shit, anything you eat tastes like monkey shit and has the texture and consistency of monkey shit, but only to you. All of your senses experience monkey shit constantly. I wish I had hands. You magically get hands overnight while asleep, and then when you wake up you masturbate so much that you spontaneously combust. You didn't make a wish, thus rendering your corrupt wish-granting null. I wish I could have free chocolate. You didn't corrupt the last wish this rendering yours invalid also. wish: you get hands. But they're baby sized. I wish for better food ~ Sent from my Galaxy S4 using Tapatalk |
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Gambino
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:53 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:50729460
Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:00 pm
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Location: Canada Eh?
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Siberiac wrote: Irish wrote: Birdman wrote: Zero wrote: Birdman1point0 wrote: Gambino wrote: Wish granted, but then monkeys are used as personal shit making machines and they die off slowly (liek gas) and nobody can drive anymore.
I wish for some Monkey shit. Wish granted, everything you see is monkey shit, all you touch feels like monkey shit, everything you smell smells like monkey shit, anything you eat tastes like monkey shit and has the texture and consistency of monkey shit, but only to you. All of your senses experience monkey shit constantly. I wish I had hands. You magically get hands overnight while asleep, and then when you wake up you masturbate so much that you spontaneously combust. You didn't make a wish, thus rendering your corrupt wish-granting null. I wish I could have free chocolate. You didn't corrupt the last wish this rendering yours invalid also. wish: you get hands. But they're baby sized. I wish for better food Wish granted, you step up from Flies, to mosquitoes. I wish I had 3 more wishes. ~ Sent from my Galaxy S4 using Tapatalk |
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Synthic
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:40 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:36657842
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Wish granted, but you are given a sheep who whispers sensually in your ear: "Bippity bump"
I wish for a Bird named Heron
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Birdman
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:53 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:41521118
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:41 pm
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Location: Penguin Island, South Pole
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Wish granted, but he's gotta fly away someday.
I wish for a magic pair of pants.
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