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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:05 pm 
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Wish granted, you constantly see yourself in dreams dying brutally.

I wish for the annihilation of North Korea's ruler, Kim Jong Un.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:10 pm 
RustyBread wrote:
Wish granted, you constantly see yourself in dreams dying brutally.

I wish for the annihilation of North Korea's ruler, Kim Jong Un.


Kim Jong Un is assassinated and then another dictator begins to rule. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT NORTH KOREA!

I wish for Sarah Palin to be president. Lel.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:21 pm 
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Wish granted, but you're abilities are considered a national threat and you are hunted down and burtally murdered by Parliament.

I wish I could see the future and all my dreams would be me in the future (long in the future after I would be dead)


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Now for the latest wish:

Zero wrote:
I wish for Sarah Palin to be president. Lel.


Wish granted but she quickly gets assassinated.

I wish Mootinie would love me back.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:24 pm 
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Whish granted but you find out Moot's a girl and your still homo.
I wish I had like $20 in my pocket
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:29 pm 
Ah yes Caboose, I was on my phone while writing that. Anyway, as for Gambino's wish:

You find a stack of "like 20$" in your pocket but it spontaneously combusts and you die.

I wish I were God.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:31 pm 
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Zero wrote:
Ah yes Caboose, I was on my phone while writing that. Anyway, as for Gambino's wish:

You find a stack of "like 20$" in your pocket but it spontaneously combusts and you die.

I wish I were God.

Wish Granted!

You become God, but not the God that everyone knows. You become the God that spontaneously combusts.

I wish I would spontaneously combust.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:35 pm 
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Sloppy wrote:
Zero wrote:
Ah yes Caboose, I was on my phone while writing that. Anyway, as for Gambino's wish:

You find a stack of "like 20$" in your pocket but it spontaneously combusts and you die.

I wish I were God.

Wish Granted!

You become God, but not the God that everyone knows. You become the God that spontaneously combusts.

I wish I would spontaneously combust.


Wish granted, you spontaneously combust, but you combust into a potato.

I wish I was a potato.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:36 pm 
xUndercoverx wrote:
Sloppy wrote:
Zero wrote:
Ah yes Caboose, I was on my phone while writing that. Anyway, as for Gambino's wish:

You find a stack of "like 20$" in your pocket but it spontaneously combusts and you die.

I wish I were God.

Wish Granted!

You become God, but not the God that everyone knows. You become the God that spontaneously combusts.

I wish I would spontaneously combust.


Wish granted, you spontaneously combust, but you combust into a potato.

I wish I was a potato.


Wish granted, Sloppy becomes a cannibal and eats you.

I wish Jailbreak was fun.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:43 pm 
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Wish granted!

Jailbreak is fun, just not to you....

I wish upon a star.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:48 pm 
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Wish granted, the star burns out.

I wish that cars would run on monkey shit.
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