Wish granted, but as you get on the plane to travel, a terrorist takes over the plane and crashes it into the ocean and you drown.

I wish I could leave the US, get to where I want to go safely with only people of my choice, and where I end up I will live until I am 100 healthy and happy.

Wish granted, you're never happy.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted so I can finally leave.

Wish granted your wish is legit, but you are so dumb that you jump out of a plane and die.

I wish for a Gatorade that didn't taste like a pill was crushed in it...

Wish granted but it was an antidote to counteract the poisonous ingredients. You die.

I second Magic's first wish. (On this page)

Wish granted. he goes to summer school and graduates before you

I wish There were more trust worthy people in the world

Wish granted
He is now poor in Vietnam but with a huge penis

I wish that dicks were subway sandwiches that regenerate when eaten

Wish granted but now all men are sex slaves, owned by Michael Phelps and his lustful appetite for subway-dick-sandwiches and commercial endorsements.

I wish I was more gay.

Wish granted, you became so gay you were killed by a man for being gay.

I wish every Super Bowl from now on was won by the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Wish granted but they shut down the Superbowl after the first win.

I wish i could think of something to wish for.

Wish granted! You are able to think of something to wish for, except you can't vocalize it due to you suffering from a debilitating disease that makes you vegetable.

I wish Doldol would buy a MacBook and become a fan of Apple lol