Wish granted but it's undercooked and you get sick.

I wish I could get a new mouse. 3 months old and the chord is already giving out T_T

Wish granted you get a mouse but never feed it. It dies then you blow up.

I wish for this.

Wish granted, but this grows claws and mauls you.

I wish there was a reason for today being so sucky. It just feels like a sucky day.

Wish granted, it sucked because everyone died, then you get paralyzed and you are the last person alive...never being able to move again.

I wish for it

Wish granted, but it turned out to be jason and he decapitates you.

I wish for a better graphixxxx card.

Wish granted but it dies immediately after purchase.

I wish I wasn't feelin sick...

Wish granted,

But then you get hit by a train.

I wish for thicker bass strings ><

Wish granted, but they are the size of bridge cables so you can't play

I wish I had a new phone

Wish granted but its a 1980's block phone. AKA paper weight.

I wish for a mark hoppus auto graphed bass guitar *drools*

Wish granted but your friend sets it on fire.

I wish Magic knew that autographed was one word