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Minecraft Review

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to Play minecraft. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Notch’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Minecraft truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Notch’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Notch’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Minecraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?

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For my review, I'm doing Spore: Adventures. This is the completed game of Spore with all the expansion content. In Spore, you control a single-celled organism and follow it along its history, collecting mutations and changing across billions of years from cell, to animal, to tribe, to civilization, to space-faring civilization. With the expansion, Galactic Adventures, the final Space stage of the game is much more fleshed out, and you can touch down on planet surfaces and undertake missions (Adventures) given to you by either your people, or other peoples.

I would give this game an 8/10. My main issue with Spore was how repetitive the Space stage was, the new expansion breathes some life into. That being said, due to budgetary constraints the other stages are still nothing like the original demos promised and lost a lot of potential due to cut content.