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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 11:52 am 
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A Pennsylvania man has officially changed his surname to Hitler. The man who's former name was Isidore Heath Campbell is now legally known as Isidore Heath Hitler. "It's great. My driver's license is changed over, my insurance, my registration, all that I need is changed over," he told MyCentralJersey.com "I'm the new Hitler."

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The man claims he filed the request on Valentine's Day and then took effect on May 8 witch is known as Victory in Europe Day marking Germany's surrender in 1945. Some of you may recognize this man from being in the news back in 2008 when a market in New Jersey refused to put his 3 year old son's name onto a birthday cake. That name you ask? Adolf Hitler.

The man also has nine children with at least four different women but the good news is that he doesn't have custody over any of them. Some of his children's names include Honzlynn Hinler Jeanie, JoyceLynn Aryan Nations, and Hons Henrich.

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The only real question I have is how desperate are the women where he lives that the only choice they had was to have sex with was him.

This is GoopSauce reporting for the news team, signing off.
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 12:15 pm 
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He said as he fanboy'd over a failed dictatorship from the 1930's.
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 12:52 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 1:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 1:24 pm 
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You're not allowed to change your name in Cali?
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 1:35 pm 
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He should be killed for blasphemy. There is only one real hilter. Heil Hitler?


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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 1:40 pm 
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GoopSauce wrote:

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The man also has nine children with at least four different women but the good news is that he doesn't have custody over any of them.

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The only real question I have is how desperate are the women where he lives that the only choice they had was to have sex with was him.

This is GoopSauce reporting for the news team, signing off.


This guy is literally named Hilter and can still smash....what's your excuse?


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