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Offline  Mr.GoldGames
 Post subject: Google Home
PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:27 pm 
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Are you a lazy asshole that you can’t look stuff up on the internet anymore? Well do I have a product for you. Hi, Anthony Sullivan here, with the Google Home. This shit will do everything for you. It’ll tell you the weather, it will call your dad, fuck it it will call you dad. And if that doesn’t sell you, you can play 12 hours of Japanese moaning sounds for all you sick horny weebs out there. Get your personal slave for the small price of $129. But if you order in the next week, you will get it for a fraction of the price. That’s right, they are selling for 79 smackaroos. But wait, there’s more. You can even customize your servant to be white, black, tan, Asian, and even fucking violet. Whatever fills your racial needs. Get one in stores today for a price cut so thin, your grandmas Easter Ham doesn’t stand a chance against this great deal. But act fast, because these babies are selling quicker than old johns fart jars. Google Home, taking over your homes and your family.



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Offline  Shya
 Post subject: Re: Google Home
PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:56 pm 
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