This is a simple, yet fun game:

1. I will start us off with a wish
2. The next person will say "Wish Granted", and somehow corrupt it.
3. That same person will post their own wish.

ex. Me: I wish it was colder here.
Next Person: Wish granted, it is now 60F below zero.
Same person: I wish _________ (fill in blank)


So to start out,

I wish I had a hamburger

Wish granted, you now have Mad Cow disease.

I wish I was a furry.

Wish granted but you spontaniously combust.

I wish for a pet dinosaur.

wish granted but he went killed himself when he found out he was the last of his kind.

i wish that my laptop would stop failing.

Wish granted but it becomes so good and fast that it spontaniously combusts.

I wish I had a candy bar.

Wish granted, but it melts and sneacks itself into your dickhole.

I wish Charlie would stop mentioning spontanious combustion and be original.

Wish granted but I have my name legally changed to Horaccio and then your wish spontaniously combusts.

I wish Charlie would stop messing up game threads by not following the rules

Wish granted but the forums spontaniously combust.

Then I was here to put all fires out!


So, then....

I wish it was the end of the week already.