Wish granted, but you forget how to speak English. oh wait, that already happened

I wish for a nose

Wish granted but its in the shape of two to men having anal...Don't ask how but it is



i wish for inception.

Ash stole my profile picture so i stole his signiture

Wish granted, but it is the inception of AIDS into your system.

I wish for 100 more wishes.

c o r y . i n . t h e . h o u s e . i s . a n i m e

EgN Goals:
[x] Make a gay checklist

Granted but you die before you can use them

I wish for another season of cowboy Bebop

Wish granted, but you never get to watch it.

I wish for an unlimited amount of spicy memes.

Wish granted, but they're so spicy you burn your tongue off.

I wish for another television

Wish granted- But it only has one channel. and that channel has Donald trump and Hilary Clinton doing anal.




I wish for for a new rifle.

Ash stole my profile picture so i stole his signiture

Wish granted, but then the T.V breaks.

I wish to go back in time to fix something. Exactly: 1/17/07

Wish 1 granted
You get a rifle, but in malfunctions and blows up when you shoot it.

Wish 2 granted
You go back in time, but end up dying in the process.


I wish for a pack of Backwoods

you get them, but you forget them in your pocket and they get washed and destroyed.



I wish for suspect to grow a brain.

Ash stole my profile picture so i stole his signiture