Wish granted. You eat so many vegetables that you gain 5000 pounds and now weigh more than me.

I wish I could actually wake up and scream "Fuck the world"

Wish granted, but your mother overhears you and you have to wash the dishes for waking the baby.

I wish I was the most talented guitarist of ALL time!

We don't have a baby lol?

Wish granted but Jimi Hendrix murders you.

I wish I could make people disappear :3

Wish granted, but then you end up left alone on the world.

I wish Savage would leave EgN.

Wish granted but just like RB, it dies away without him because he is awesome

I wish Mootinie would make me a sig since I'm too lazy to post on his thread xD

Wish granted but since you didn't request, it's the exact opposite of you wanted.

I wish I was born in 1940.

Wish granted. You were killed when a bomb blew up the hospital the next day.

I wish I could re-do it all so I could do it bigger and better.

Wish granted, but "it" gets too big and you become rather angry with your own existance.

I wish I was Pete Townshend.

Wish granted, but your guitar has an electrical malfunction and you are killed.

I wish that bigger and better couldn't get too big or too awesome xD

Wish granted but you become popular and then slowly become irrelevant because you couldn't become too awesome.

I wish I was the best Graphic Designer in the world. :3