(Meanwhile in Miss Kharn's office...)

The door of Miss Kharn's office burst open with Mr. Kharn yelling "What up bitch!", but all he heard what silence, all he saw was emptiness.
"Hello? Miss Kharn?"
"....."
Mr. Kharn steps into the room carefully. The floor boards start to creak with each step he takes. "Bullshit! These boards were just put in this morning! Stop making this into a cheap horror movie Simmons!" Mr. Kharn proclaims and he breaks the fourth wall.
Mr. Kharn walks towards Miss Kharn's desk and looks on her amazing setup, he attempts to search the EgN's database to give himself the rank of Leader, but Miss Kharn's shitty internet prevents him from doing so. He begins to hear foot steps that sound like stilettos. They come closer by the second, Mr. Kharn starts to think where could he hide, like wierd thinker he is, he hides under the desk. The sound enters the room stopping at the door. The lights in the room went out. Mr. Kharn start freaking out, but remains silent. The foot steps start approaching the desk, and the person sits in the chair. With Mr. Kharn's crazy ass nightvision, he notices that those are Miss Kharn's legs. He quickly holds in a gasp, but he notices Miss Kharn doing something. 'What could she be doing?' She begins to pull her panties down, and start furiously typing. With Miss Kharn's amazing stereo, you could here the sounds of tentacle hentai blasting! Mr. Kharn widens his eyes and his mouth drops, he is slightly wierded out, but at the same time.... Slightly turned on. He can see Miss Kharn masturbating, Mr. Kharn gets hard.... Super hard. He tries to keep his throbbing choad under control, but he can't help it he needs to do something. His mind begins racing with thoughts, he's trying to think what to do in this situation. While furiously thinking he bumps his head on the bottom of the desk, alerting Miss Kharn, she turns on the lights from her end, and notices Mr. Kharn. Yet, she is not disgusted, freaked out, nor suprised, but more relieved than ever. She grabs him with her big OGRE hands- I mean normally grabs him by the collar and throws him in the chair, Mr. Kharn is getting red in the cheeks. Miss Kharn takes off Mr. Kharns pants slowly until they are completely off. Miss Kharn begins licking Mr. Kharns twitching burito, up and down, using her hands, not missing a single inch of that throbbing eggroll. She was about to take in the entire snake, but at that moment... Doldol barges into the office yelling "SURPISE!", but right afterwards his jaws drop. Miss Kharn gives him this... Naughty OGRE look- I mean naughty look, and Doldol looks terrified...

(To be continued)