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Offline  CharlieKelly
 Post subject: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:18 am 
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Post your best G-Rated joke.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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Offline  Kapitan
 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:27 am 
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


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 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:30 am 
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Offline  Princess Strawberry
 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:00 pm 
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Why did the gamer ask for G-rated jokes?


Because he had a basement full of children to entertain


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 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:42 pm 
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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
"These aren't just crumbs. This is the whole fucking pie."


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:59 pm 
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 bin?

1 dead baby in 10 bins.
"These aren't just crumbs. This is the whole fucking pie."


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 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:32 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:31 pm 
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


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 Post subject: Re: Best G Rated Joke
PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:03 pm 
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Yiggles Moto wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


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Fatal Error confirmed




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-With little knotsies!
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