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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:07 am 
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Hey guys it is Valentines day and my god is it expensive. I don't even have a girlfriend and i still had to pay $40 just for my mother. But i just wanted to let everyone know that i love you all and have a happy Valentines day.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:24 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:35 am 
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to
fuck you with a rake
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:36 am 
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to
fuck you with a rake

Roses are red,
I have a plan,
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And get in the van.
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Mr Majestic wrote:
CharlieKelly wrote:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to
fuck you with a rake

Roses are red,
I have a plan,
Now shut the fuck up,
And get in the van.

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Now look at this meme
that I just found


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:12 am 
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Can you make a french fry version, I don't eat pizza :D

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:54 am 
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Don't worry about it Simon, I'm already taking your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again. I'll take that 40 bucks too.


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Zachariah wrote:
Don't worry about it Simon, I'm already taking your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again. I'll take that 40 bucks too.

SexySimonSays mother is a saint!
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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