So a lot of people have been asking me "When are you going to join EgN?" and the simple answer is...I can't, I know too much about the real EgN and hence they wouldnt accept me. That is why I created this thread to discuss what I know.

Conspiracy of Egn

Mr. Kharn: He is actual Daemon Prince Angron.

Bourne: He is indeed Jason Bourne from the documentary series "Bourne" ie. Bourne Identity, Bourne Legacy, and such.

Jimmah: He is a figment of our imagination. Like Gepetto to Pinocchio.

Doldol: He is a super-computer from "REDACTED" that was sent to destroy the US through the internet but Kharn infected him with cute cat videos and convinced him to code things for EgN.

Mr. GoldGames: aka "Old Games", he is the evolved form of an old EgN member, SilverSteve.

Sinister: He is not actually evil.

Daddy: His real name is not Phillip, its Greg.

mattlikespie: He enjoys cakes more than pies but wont admit it.

Yiggles Moto: He prefers my little pony over Yugioh. #Yigs<3RainbowDash.

UMREECA: No info found. Break;

Zachariah: He spends his free time trying to reach high notes in songs but fails. Keep trying bud.

SexySimonSays: No info found. Break;

CharlieKelly: He has a list of people who post bad memes. (so far only person to make the list is Old Games)

Morgenstern710: He was partly the reason Harambe was shot. "Damn ape wouldnt accept my bitcoin".

Kirito: No info found. Your anime sucked. Break;

Eagle: He cannot fly and gets depressed if you ask him.

Link: He loves it when you call him Zelda.

cnnalin: No info found. Break;

Roaxes: Secretly wishes he was dating Link. One day bud, one day.

Raff The Giraffe: Not a real giraffe. Also suspected of smoking the devil's lettuce.

Siberaic: No info found. Break;

Marz: Still wishes Pluto was a planet. Solidarity brother.

Walter White: Regrets throwing the pizza on top of his ex's roof.

Needy: She hates clingy people, hence the name.

2hobos1box: actually has a house.

Ryan: RIP

Mr Majestic: No info found. Break;

MiLK: Lactose intolerant.

Featherlite: weighs more than a feather.

SemiAutoNoob: No info found. Break;

Carl ATHF: No info found. Break;

averesan: not related to Avery C.

Quik: He is quite slow.

ZeroAwesome: No info found. Break;

SkyxDreams: She is a firm believer in the teachings of Barney, "I love you, you love me, we are one big happy family." Also she is crazy, stay clear of her.

Elly: No info found. Break;

jjjjjj.jack: His name has 7 j's, extremely hard to spell. Like fuck man.

koko: No info found. Break;

1969 Dodge Charger: Favorite car is a 1998 Honda Accord.

Bendovuh: He hates puns and word play.

El_Xanatos: Goes by code name "Sandy Toes", also could be his fetish??? still uncertain tho.


Will continue the list on a later date.

As you can see, the conspiracies are off the charts. So with knowing all this, they will not allow me to join EgN. Plus the recruit application form is too long, who has time to fill out all of those questions. I mean com'on i couldnt be bothered to sit there and type out that crap on a forum post...smh.

Kill this man

Where's our Assassin when we need him?

Thank god MY secret wasn't on here. hehehe.

skyxdreams is a fun spirit hello she is not crazy :p

also wheres me? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?

1. Join EgN [ X ]
2. Become a Recruit [ X ]
3. Become an EgN Member [ X ]
4. Become a Admin [ X ]
5. Become an Elite [ X ]
6. Become a Veteran [ X ]
7. Become a part of Events Team [ X ]
8. Become a Manager [ ]
9. Become a Staff [ X ]
10. Become an Advisor [ ]
11. Become the next EgN Leader! [ ]

EgN| Mr Geeza™ : Why do I always get you and sinister mixed up lol sorry xD
EgN-S| Phillip: Cause you a racist

Jafari asks the wall: What is the meaning of life?
The wall responds with: Kill yourself. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
EgN-S| Mr.GoldGames: I asked for a demotion, where's my demotion at?
1 month later....
The following people have been recognised for their service to the community:

Veteran to Staff
Mr.GoldGames

EgN-S| Mr.GoldGames: I ask for a demotion but I got a promotion instead? Life sucks sometimes.

:^) You forgot me.

Nope, that would be Geeza on that list :)

are you saying YellowGames isn't a bad memer? Because............