Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The pigs were leaving their parents and each decided to build a home. The first pig built his house out of straw. The second pig built his out of wood. The third pig, thinking himself smarter than his brothers built his out of brick. What the first and third pigs didn't realize is that the second pig had doused his wood house in oil. While his brothers were eaten by the wolf, pig two set his own home on fire, killing the wolf, himself and burning down most of the village in the process.
Still, I enjoyed a turducken-like meal that day. And was inspired.

For some reason I knew that you were eventually going to post that song lol

LOL